Thread Must Die! - Page 2429

Trunkyo · 05-07-2012, 02:59 PM

Tribbles!

seebaruk · 05-07-2012, 03:19 PM

Kibbles. And, indeed, bits.

rlpw · 05-07-2012, 05:03 PM

Trunkyo · 05-07-2012, 05:37 PM

Back in elementary school, my teacher demanded to know why the composition I had just submitted was full of irregularly-shaped holes where words had been cut out. I reluctantly admitted to him that my mom made me remove all of the dirty bits. The teacher pressed for a further explanation for why such extreme excision was necessary, if I was colorfully pushing the limits of acceptable language. "Mr. Innisborough, I can assure you that I did not use any profanity in my story. In fact, the only four-letter word that should make you uncomfortable at the moment is 'barf', as in the strained carrots that my baby cousin spewed onto my paper. And um, sir, you might want to be more careful, the page is still a little damp, and I don't think I was able to cut out all of the dirty bits."

Squinky · 05-07-2012, 11:08 PM

Trumgottist · 05-08-2012, 12:26 AM

Ham… nah, that's been done too many times in this Thread™.

(Goes to dig up another dying thread to post in.)

UPtimist · 05-08-2012, 04:12 AM

I have a flu

Trunkyo · 05-08-2012, 05:40 AM

A flu, or the flu?

Intense Degree · 05-08-2012, 07:07 AM

Snake! Snake! Snake!

Squinky · 05-08-2012, 08:05 AM

TimovieMan · 05-08-2012, 08:31 AM

If this thread dies, then by Grabthar's Hammer, it shall be avenged!

UPtimist · 05-08-2012, 09:04 AM

Hear, hear!

See, see!

heatherjoseph · 05-08-2012, 09:23 AM

Hey,
I'm smartphone gaming freak. Don't know why I'm freaking about a game and it's not released yet. I want to take pledge for it, should I? I'm cofused, please have a look . I'm loving it.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/265980153/monpets

TimovieMan · 05-08-2012, 10:32 AM

Christ, even the spambots are trying to kill the Thread™ now...

SweetDalilah · 05-08-2012, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimovieMan

Christ, even the spambots are trying to kill the Thread™ now...

I know, right?

Hey, what happened to the final countdown?

Let's continue, shall we?

22...

UPtimist · 05-08-2012, 11:07 AM

Jackpot!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimovieMan

Christ, even the spambots are trying to kill the Thread™ now...

I told you, this Thread will end to a spambot.

tsa · 05-08-2012, 11:24 AM

This Thread will end with a bang, not with a whisper.

UPtimist · 05-08-2012, 11:52 AM

You always with the sex talk!

rlpw · 05-08-2012, 03:24 PM

Squinky · 05-08-2012, 04:25 PM

05-07-2012, 02:59 PM	#48561
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:09 PM Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	Tribbles! __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011

05-07-2012, 03:19 PM	#48562
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Last Online: 05-18-2012 04:32 PM Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Kibbles. And, indeed, bits. __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

05-07-2012, 05:03 PM	#48563
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	84 __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

05-07-2012, 05:37 PM	#48564
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:09 PM Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	Back in elementary school, my teacher demanded to know why the composition I had just submitted was full of irregularly-shaped holes where words had been cut out. I reluctantly admitted to him that my mom made me remove all of the dirty bits. The teacher pressed for a further explanation for why such extreme excision was necessary, if I was colorfully pushing the limits of acceptable language. "Mr. Innisborough, I can assure you that I did not use any profanity in my story. In fact, the only four-letter word that should make you uncomfortable at the moment is 'barf', as in the strained carrots that my baby cousin spewed onto my paper. And um, sir, you might want to be more careful, the page is still a little damp, and I don't think I was able to cut out all of the dirty bits." __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011

05-07-2012, 11:08 PM	#48565
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	__________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-08-2012, 12:26 AM	#48566
Trumgottist Game Creator Hobbyist Last Online: 05-21-2012 02:18 PM Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Stockholm (or Gotland) Posts: 2,609	Ham… nah, that's been done too many times in this Thread™. (Goes to dig up another dying thread to post in.) __________________ Play my game: Frasse and the Peas of Kejick. The Special Edition is now available! (Mac OS X or Windows.)

05-08-2012, 04:12 AM	#48567
UPtimist Life and times of... Last Online: 04-13-2014 04:36 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	I have a flu

05-08-2012, 05:40 AM	#48568
Trunkyo Beamin' Demon Last Online: 10-14-2012 06:09 PM Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada Posts: 3,005	A flu, or the flu? __________________ My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011

05-08-2012, 07:07 AM	#48569
Intense Degree Failed Birthday Elf Last Online: 02-12-2020 08:53 AM Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: London Posts: 1,032	Snake! Snake! Snake! __________________ "Please don't spam. If you have nothing relevant to contribute to the topic, don't post, or I'll have to close this thread." - FantasySci5 in The Thread Must Die. "That said, I bought a lot of biscuits in 2011 that I didn't really need" - Hammerite

05-08-2012, 08:05 AM	#48570
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	__________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

05-08-2012, 08:31 AM	#48571
TimovieMan Filmfreak Last Online: 12-11-2020 04:06 PM Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,049	If this thread dies, then by Grabthar's Hammer, it shall be avenged! __________________ Currently playing: Again, Escape from Monkey Island (replay), King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow Next in line: King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, The Last Express, Time Hollow Recently finished: King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder, The Curse of Monkey Island (replay), The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (abandoned), Mass Effect 3

05-08-2012, 09:04 AM	#48572
UPtimist Life and times of... Last Online: 04-13-2014 04:36 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	Hear, hear! See, see!

05-08-2012, 09:23 AM	#48573
heatherjoseph Junior Member Last Online: 05-08-2012 09:26 AM Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1	Hey, I'm smartphone gaming freak. Don't know why I'm freaking about a game and it's not released yet. I want to take pledge for it, should I? I'm cofused, please have a look . I'm loving it. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/265980153/monpets

05-08-2012, 10:32 AM	#48574
TimovieMan Filmfreak Last Online: 12-11-2020 04:06 PM Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,049	Christ, even the spambots are trying to kill the Thread™ now... __________________ Currently playing: Again, Escape from Monkey Island (replay), King's Quest VI: Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow Next in line: King's Quest VII: The Princeless Bride, Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers, The Last Express, Time Hollow Recently finished: King's Quest V: Absence Makes the Heart Go Yonder, The Curse of Monkey Island (replay), The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (abandoned), Mass Effect 3

05-08-2012, 11:24 AM	#48577
tsa Playing character Last Online: 11-03-2017 01:10 AM Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	This Thread will end with a bang, not with a whisper.

05-08-2012, 11:52 AM	#48578
UPtimist Life and times of... Last Online: 04-13-2014 04:36 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	You always with the sex talk!

05-08-2012, 03:24 PM	#48579
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Last Online: 05-18-2014 04:26 PM Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	__________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

05-08-2012, 04:25 PM	#48580
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	__________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".