Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 4

Hammerite · 02-01-2007, 01:29 PM

stepurhan: you sleep but then you get too lazy and never wake up.
lee: you get too focused and squinky feels neglected and sleeps with another guy.

i wish more people stopped trying to make music a form of commercial 'entertainment'

Lee in Limbo · 02-01-2007, 01:32 PM

Presto! Popular music stops being a commercial commodity, but soon, Adventure Games are pushed back into the limelight, but they star people like Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, and they do nothing at all, because everyone knows Justin and Britney can't handle puzzles or conversation trees, and would just hire someone else to do the crate pushing part anyway.

I wish I could predict when someone is going to post at the same time as me.

Squinky · 02-01-2007, 01:32 PM

*sparklesparkle!* You are able to predict when someone is going to post at the same time as you... tomorrow.

I wish I could put my life on pause.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-01-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepsie

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

As you finish typing your wish, a strange door suddenly appears in your room. Curious, you open it, go through, and find yourself in the small top room of a tower connected to a beautiful castle. In the middle of the room is a charming old woman using a spinning wheel. Being overwhelmed with curiosity you ask her if you can try your hand at it, but when you sit down and begin, you prick your finger on the needle, which was poisoned by the old woman (who is actually an evil witch). You then grow insanely sleepy and collapse in the deepest slumber of your life, never to be awakened for at least a hundred years, thereby outliving all your family members, getting fired from your job for being MIA, having your house and car repossessed, and having all your friends abandoning you and the rest of the world forgetting about you.

I wish L.A. could be more like New York or Paris.

*stepurhan* · 02-01-2007, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

... you soon give up wearing ugly shirts

It's not ugly. It's distinctive!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

I wish I could put my life on pause.

Kapwing! You put your life on pause. Unfortunately, as you are now paused, you are unable to start your life up again.

I wish I had more beer.

Squinky · 02-01-2007, 01:35 PM

*boink* New York and Paris become just like L.A.

(everyone's just too fast!)

Lee in Limbo · 02-01-2007, 01:36 PM

^^^^ your life is now on pause, but you find yourself stuck in an unmoving scene with me unable to give you hugs.

^^^ LA suddenly becomes more like New York AND Paris, which leads to new levels of traffic congestion AND snootiness, and the property values skyrocket and you have to move to Fresno.

I wish I... no wait, same wish as last time.

*stepurhan* · 02-01-2007, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

*boink* New York and Paris become just like L.A.

*boink* Sounds vaguely rude.

You need to put a new wish up Squinky. It's definitely your turn having fulfilled Trep's (otherwise skipped) wish.

Hammerite · 02-01-2007, 01:38 PM

squinky puts up a wish but you don't understand and get real confused.

i wish people posted slower in this thread.

*stepurhan* · 02-01-2007, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

I wish I... no wait, same wish as last time.

Fazoom! You are able to predict it. Unfortunately your predictions say "all the time"

Still Squinky's turn methinks.

*stepurhan* · 02-01-2007, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerite

i wish people posted slower in this thread.

Z a p ! Y o u r w i s h i s g r a n t e d. B o r i n g , i s n ' t i t ?

I wish Squinky would post her missing wish.

Squinky · 02-01-2007, 01:42 PM

No, stepurhan, your beer wish hasn't been granted yet. But since you asked...

*shazam!* You get more beer, but somebody's peed in it.

I wish I could dance.

Lee in Limbo · 02-01-2007, 01:43 PM

*dances with you*

I wish I had more time to goof off today. Sadly, that wish can't be granted. Perhaps later.

Jelena · 02-01-2007, 01:45 PM

Ha ha ha! I love the different sounds you're making when the wishes come true.

*stepurhan* · 02-01-2007, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

*dances with you*

No you've misunderstood. The wishes are supposed to turn out badly.

Quote:

I wish I had more time to goof off today. Sadly, that wish can't be granted. Perhaps later.

Zwooooey! You are not only able to goof off today. You'e able to Donald Duck, Mickey Mouse and Clarabelle the cow off today.

I wish I had more time for the forums.

bulldog · 02-01-2007, 01:52 PM

*Twinkle* your wish is grated, you spent so much time on the forums typing that the Mrs put you on the curb.

I wish ...... I wish...... I had a hug

Giligan · 02-01-2007, 01:54 PM

Granted. You immediately are picked up in a large garbage truck, which then "hugs" you into a small, compact chunk, and you are then dumped in the ocean.

I wish that people would stop with these stand-in-line-to-try-to-make-a-witty-reply-threads, and start some real discussions.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-01-2007, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bullsie

I wish ...... I wish...... I had a hug

*THUD* Someone comes up behind you and gives you one of the most pleasing hugs you've ever had. Then you turn around: It's George W. Bush in nothing but a pink lace thong.

I wish I worked somewhere where they seriously respected my expertise and payed me well for it.

bulldog · 02-01-2007, 01:57 PM

granted Gil

I wish someone would visit.

Spiwak · 02-01-2007, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

I wish that people would stop with these stand-in-line-to-try-to-make-a-witty-reply-threads, and start some real discussions.

*GRANTED!*

02-01-2007, 01:29 PM	#61
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	stepurhan: you sleep but then you get too lazy and never wake up. lee: you get too focused and squinky feels neglected and sleeps with another guy. i wish more people stopped trying to make music a form of commercial 'entertainment' __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-01-2007, 01:32 PM	#62
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	Presto! Popular music stops being a commercial commodity, but soon, Adventure Games are pushed back into the limelight, but they star people like Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, and they do nothing at all, because everyone knows Justin and Britney can't handle puzzles or conversation trees, and would just hire someone else to do the crate pushing part anyway. I wish I could predict when someone is going to post at the same time as me. __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

02-01-2007, 01:32 PM	#63
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	sparklesparkle! You are able to predict when someone is going to post at the same time as you... tomorrow. I wish I could put my life on pause. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-01-2007, 01:35 PM	#66
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	boink New York and Paris become just like L.A. (everyone's just too fast!) __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-01-2007, 01:36 PM	#67
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	^^^^ your life is now on pause, but you find yourself stuck in an unmoving scene with me unable to give you hugs. ^^^ LA suddenly becomes more like New York AND Paris, which leads to new levels of traffic congestion AND snootiness, and the property values skyrocket and you have to move to Fresno. I wish I... no wait, same wish as last time. __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

02-01-2007, 01:38 PM	#69
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Last Online: 05-18-2012 08:46 AM Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	squinky puts up a wish but you don't understand and get real confused. i wish people posted slower in this thread. __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-01-2007, 01:42 PM	#72
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Last Online: 08-10-2012 07:03 PM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	No, stepurhan, your beer wish hasn't been granted yet. But since you asked... shazam! You get more beer, but somebody's peed in it. I wish I could dance. __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-01-2007, 01:43 PM	#73
Lee in Limbo It's Hard To Be Humble Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,557	dances with you I wish I had more time to goof off today. Sadly, that wish can't be granted. Perhaps later. __________________ Lee Edward McImoyle, Author Smashwords eBooks

02-01-2007, 01:45 PM	#74
Jelena Lazy Bee Last Online: 06-06-2012 11:45 AM Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Ha ha ha! I love the different sounds you're making when the wishes come true. __________________ Temporary guest in your life

02-01-2007, 01:52 PM	#76
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	Twinkle your wish is grated, you spent so much time on the forums typing that the Mrs put you on the curb. I wish ...... I wish...... I had a hug __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-01-2007, 01:54 PM	#77
Giligan The Greater Last Online: 10-31-2011 02:34 PM Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Granted. You immediately are picked up in a large garbage truck, which then "hugs" you into a small, compact chunk, and you are then dumped in the ocean. I wish that people would stop with these stand-in-line-to-try-to-make-a-witty-reply-threads, and start some real discussions. __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 02-01-2007 at 02:12 PM..

02-01-2007, 01:57 PM	#79
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Last Online: 06-23-2016 03:07 AM Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	granted Gil I wish someone would visit. __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky