The First Poem/Rhyming Thread (hopefully)

[saucyminx]

Oh my gosh!
Can we all say it together?
Adventure Forums is back, hopefully forever!
So glad to see everyone,
With smiles shining like the sun (erkh corny!)
Marek, Stinger, Tamz, Firefoot,
Greenjeanz, Emma, Homoludens afoot,
Don't forget Egarthen, pleto, Royal fool,
I see Deadworm too, Zanthia, Zara and etc...
Too many names to remember,
I'll quit yapping now before I get a fever
So welcome back, Adventure Forums,
No more dwindling in the doldrums.

Ok yeah so what if it's not Robert Burns material? At least I'm expressing my joy, y'know!

[Tamara]

Malaysia, but not for long? Why, where're you off to?

[Starflux]

Ah, nice to see my backwater Malta-girl here again :") I missed you

Poems, poems... Lately I've been watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show a great many [obsessed] times, so my head is overflowing with the beautiful songs from that wonderfully delightful movie.

,,You're a hotdog,
but you'd better not try to hurt her,
Frank Furter."
Lovely.

[jannar85]

I nearly understood
that I'd misunderstood...
I had to register again (damn)

But here I am, as a new man
In the AdventureGamers forum

Roger this, Roger that
He's wearing a nice hat
Coming out soon, I hope
Lengthen it with a rope
and we'll have a few more years to produce it

[twifkak]

What a wacky concept for a thread.
Forces me to a think, and hurt my head!
Maybe I'll grow up to be a po't,
And leave a mem'ry put for when I'm dead.

No doubt, I'm not the greatest poet here.
(For that, might we give James a great big cheer?)
I try to help out posters on the board,
But I spit more pollution than a Ford.

(Yeah.. I didn't stick to a rhyming convention. Sosumi.)

[saucyminx]

* clap clap clap *

Bravo twifkak! Btw lurve your avatar

Tamz: Let you know soon. I've no idea when I'm leaving, yet.

[Tamara]

Originally Posted by Flux

Ah, nice to see my backwater Malta-girl here again :") I missed you

Y'know, till I saw that, I was *happy* to see you ...


Mira: yes, but *where* are you going?

[Starflux]

I thought the criminally insane had a little more backbone

[Tamara]

I could hack off your genitals if you want, but that's getting a little passé .. and in any case, I'm running out of storage space at home

[pleto4_ryan]

I am not a poem,
and never will i be

But this forum here
just hold you up
with things to say
and things to do.

So here i am
getting all red
full of embarasment
of this little rant

Now here i go
back to my sack
wandering when
this night shall be

full of stars
for me to dream

[twifkak]

Originally Posted by Mira

* clap clap clap *

Bravo twifkak! Btw lurve your avatar

I know, aren't I a handsome chap?

And pleto whips up us a storm,
A poem, though not quite in form,
But change a few lines,
So it reads in time,
And then I think I'll name it Norm!
(Umm.. yeah, so limericks aren't my strong suit.)

Come on.. where are our intelligent writer folks? Trep, Kingz, Quiff, all those people who aren't around (Matthew Something, irbrian)...

This post is filled with references
To folks I like to read,
But though its length's not infinite
I'd wish it were, indeed.

My mem'ry hold things like a sieve;
It picks just as it pleases.
So if a name I did not give,
Don't wish on me diseases.

[Firefoot]

Hey! The poem-writing Mira is back too! We're getting complete again after the temp-fall of AGers...

[edit] Sorry, I'm not capable of writing poems... :eek:

[SamandMax]

The name is SamandMax
I had a brother named HamandTax
But he was cut into two
By a sword weilding foo'

Pleto, I'm going to get you back
I'll sneak up behind you and attack
Maybe you have a twin brother too
I'll kick his ass with my gigantic shoe



That poem's dedicated to my dead twin brother, untimely cut in half by Pleto.

[saucyminx]

Originally Posted by twifkak

I know, aren't I a handsome chap?

*melts*

Uh oh! I just realized I left out Jaf! Where's Jaf? Has anyone seen Jaf??!!! I sure haven't!!! SOS SOS SOS!!!