Invasion Of The Spam! - Page 2

Kingzjester · 07-29-2004, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

Teehee, that's probably exactly how I would've said telephone exchange in my own made up, 'fake Russian' language.

--Erwin

Did I ask you anything? Did I? No. So why are you volunteering your thoughts, huh, huh?

Maquisard · 07-29-2004, 06:25 PM

Is that a pic of an evil veggie from the veggie tales? I'm not sure if I've ever seen one of them go to hell.

Kingzjester · 07-29-2004, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mares

Is that a pic of an evil veggie from the veggie tales? I'm not sure if I've ever seen one of them go to hell.

Vegetables don't go to hell. When you're a vegetable, God loves you. You don't do much of anything, just lie around, twitch and fill your colostomy bag. When you're a fruit, however, you go to hell cause God doesn't like your sodomite ways. If you are a fruit, but end up in a car accident and become a vegetable, then you're in luck: still in the produce section, only now you go to heaven.

This is a tomato. Tomatos are fruit, not vegetables.

07-29-2004, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingzjester

This is a tomato. Tomatos are fruit, not vegetables.

nope, try agin. tomatoes are a pepper.

***fov*** · 07-29-2004, 08:33 PM

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Vegetables don't go to hell. When you're a vegetable, God loves you. You don't do much of anything, just lie around, twitch and fill your colostomy bag. When you're a fruit, however, you go to hell cause God doesn't like your sodomite ways. If you are a fruit, but end up in a car accident and become a vegetable, then you're in luck: still in the produce section, only now you go to heaven.

This is one of the most brilliant things I've ever read.

Maquisard · 07-29-2004, 09:34 PM

I concur

Intrepid Homoludens · 07-30-2004, 01:34 PM

So what? I'm a fruit, and I don't subscribe to that bs. If the blandness of vegetables (cauliflower? Yech!) is any indication of what Heaven would be like, then give me the sweetness of Hell any time. Besides, there are all sorts of hot, manly fruits down there to violate me for all eternity.

[dreams of being chased by a wild bunch of bananas]

Erwin_Br · 07-30-2004, 02:14 PM

I hope this doesn't turn out into a war between the fruits and the veggies. :eek:

--Erwin

Kingzjester · 07-30-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

I hope this doesn't turn out into a war between the fruits and the veggies. :eek:

--Erwin

The war has long been impending. Might just as well get it over with and eat the victims when all is said and done.

Wormsie · 08-04-2004, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

So what? I'm a fruit, and I don't subscribe to that bs. If the blandness of vegetables (cauliflower? Yech!) is any indication of what Heaven would be like, then give me the sweetness of Hell any time. Besides, there are all sorts of hot, manly fruits down there to violate me for all eternity.

[dreams of being chased by a wild bunch of bananas]

Hear! hear!

ConcreteRancor · 08-08-2004, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

[dreams of being chased by a wild bunch of bananas]

I'm sorry, but it's too tempting. This may be too graphically sexual for the forums, and if so, please feel free to delete, but I felt that Trep might want to see this:

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=17428

Intrepid Homoludens · 08-08-2004, 07:23 PM

remixor · 08-08-2004, 10:46 PM

Mattsius · 08-09-2004, 08:31 AM

ConcreteRancor · 08-10-2004, 06:58 AM

Such a range of emotions.

07-29-2004, 06:25 PM	#22
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	Is that a pic of an evil veggie from the veggie tales? I'm not sure if I've ever seen one of them go to hell. __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

07-29-2004, 09:34 PM	#26
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Last Online: 05-26-2022 02:58 AM Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	I concur __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

07-30-2004, 01:34 PM	#27
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Last Online: 05-17-2012 02:26 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	So what? I'm a fruit, and I don't subscribe to that bs. If the blandness of vegetables (cauliflower? Yech!) is any indication of what Heaven would be like, then give me the sweetness of Hell any time. Besides, there are all sorts of hot, manly fruits down there to violate me for all eternity. [dreams of being chased by a wild bunch of bananas] __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

07-30-2004, 02:14 PM	#28
Erwin_Br Under pressure. Last Online: 05-20-2012 02:02 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Apeldoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 3,773	I hope this doesn't turn out into a war between the fruits and the veggies. :eek: --Erwin __________________ > Learn more about my forthcoming point & click adventure: Bad Timing! > Or... Visit Adventure Developers: Everything about developing adventure games.

08-08-2004, 07:23 PM	#32
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Last Online: 05-17-2012 02:26 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	__________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

08-08-2004, 10:46 PM	#33
remixor A search for a crazy man! Last Online: 10-23-2007 06:30 AM Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 3,987	__________________ Chris "News Editor" Remo Some sort of Writer or Editor or Something, Idle Thumbs "Some comparisons are a little less obvious. I always think of Grim Fandango as Casablanca on acid." - Will Wright

08-09-2004, 08:31 AM	#34
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08-10-2004, 06:58 AM	#35
ConcreteRancor No justice. Only me. Last Online: 07-22-2007 11:10 AM Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hanover, NH Posts: 1,370	Such a range of emotions. __________________ Fabricati Diem, Pvnc Currently playing: Shadow of the Colossus, Prince of Persia: Warrior Within, Guitar Hero